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Making a rare LJ appearance to note that David Vickers is the best character on any soap.

Riiiiiight

I took the 43 Things Personality Quiz and found out I'm a
Traveling Healthy De-Clutterer

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Your result for The Famous (and Not So Famous) Art Quiz...

Art Lover

74% Artiste!

Art Lover: You scored 74% Artiste. You may not have any formal training, but you are a big fan of art, at least what you've been able to see in your local museum. Try broadening your horizons a little and exploring some lesser known artists.

Take The Famous (and Not So Famous) Art Quiz at HelloQuizzy

WTF?

I just clicked onto the weather forecast from AOL.  What I saw was so bizarre that I had to do a screengrab so I'd have photographic evidence.

Saggy

After the non-Golden Globes, it was nice to see a little red carpet action at the SAG Awards.  I wasn't particularly invested in any of the outcomes, so I just watched the people with interest.

Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?  It sure looked like it.

Ellen Page needed to loosen up and enjoy herself.

Debra Messing was truly scary between the out-of-control red fright wig and the Star Trek dress.

Michelle Pfeiffer is 50 and looks 35.  How is that possible?  And she looks natural, too.  Like her plastic surgeon did a masterful job?

Dear Vanessa Redgrave--
Please do us a favor and wear some make up.  Consider getting a hairstyle, too.  Just because you're 7 feet tall and over 70 doesn't give you an excuse to slack off.   Did you see Ellen Burstyn?  That's what you should be doing.  Well, apart from the dressing like a shepherd thing.  You could look almost that good, too.  C'mon!  Your husband is still gorgeous.  Give a little effort.  You can look like this.  Unfortunately, you usually seem to show up looking like this.
(Incidentally, hilarious and tremendously well-written article about "Big Van" here: http://observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine/story/0,,1732336,00.html). 

Where was Helen?  Forrest W. was there to present the best actor prize.  She'd better be at the Oscars!  Well, if they happen.

America Ferrera looked fabulous.  I was flipping out over her dress.

Dear Daniel Day-Lewis--
You are a very good looking man.  Your hair is a crime.

Christina Applegate was the highlight of my evening.

Tilda Swinton needs so much help that it's difficult to even comprehend.  Johnny Depp manages to pull off intentionally bizarre.  Tilda, not so much.
 

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randomness

I wonder if I'm the only one who puts skim milk on Cocoa Puffs. It's kind of like, why bother, you know?

My photography thing has actually worked out. Go figure. It's pretty cool!

I made more money with unemployment than I do working. That is pathetic.

Jun. 11th, 2007

I am so freaking sick of commercials for erectile dysfunction drugs and "male enhancement" (whatever the hell that is) products. The new ad for Viagra is particularly nauseating. Some guy is washing his classic car and his wife gives him the look. The voiceover says something about being able to have only "one great passion." So, he sets up the sprinkler to rinse the car while he goes inside to get some. Yech. Or how about the one for Enzyte where the guy keeps throwing the football through the tire swing. Symbolism much?

May. 24th, 2007

I am firmly convinced that our society not only favors stupidity, but actually rewards it.

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Your Cell Phone Etiquette is 26% Bad, 74% Good

Your cell phone manners are quite good. Not perfect, but almost.
Occasionally, you do annoy people with your cell. But when you realize it, you stop.

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Derby

OK, so I bet on Great Hunter, Liquidity, Street Sense, Any Given Saturday and Hard Spun, and a number of exactas involving Street Sense.  We shall see!